pattern mixing!

i know i know...

i look wrinkly!

if my ex-bf hadn't stolen my iron

and my ironing board,

i wouldn't be having this dilemma today.

and furthermore!

i'm wearing that belt higher up than what you see here,

and it makes my silhouette much slimmer.

now that i'm done giving excuses....

skirt: j crew (thrifted, goodwill)

shirt: express

scarf: thrifted ages ago

shoes: merona (target)

belt: wet seal

scarf close-up:

shirt pattern:

belt:

shirt against skirt pattern:

ginormous earrings (gifted):

adorable shoes:

adorable me:

bhwahahhahaa!

um. yeah.

i should be grateful hardly anyone reads this blog

or else people who don't know me well

might really be thinking i really think i'm adorable,

when mostly, i just feel bloated!

(and i didn't even eat dinner last night!)

(of course, that doesn't excuse the fried chicken,

beans, key lime pie, red velvet cake, and cookies

i had for lunch, now does it?)

have a great hump day!