newspapers

let's talk about newspapers shall we?

i still subscribe to Austin's American-Statesman.

I really enjoy reading it over breakfast every single day.

And i realize delivering papers may not be the most fun or best

job in the world, but i also suspect it does not require enormous talent.

Maybe I'm wrong. Now, what I mean by talent is: is it really so hard to toss

a paper into someone's yard or onto their driveway? Particularly if said

driveway only has 1 car in it and the other half of the driveway is empty

and ready to accept a newspaper? Particularly if the person who lives at

said house makes a genuine effort each day to park so that the newspaper

has a place to land in the driveway, and not underneath the car?

Or WORSE:

ON FRIKKIN TOP OF IT????

Seriously. How does THAT happen?

Throw it in the damned driveway.

If I see another paper on TOP OF MY CAR (an SUV, a TALL car)

I am going to pay a visit to the paper and throw it on top

of someone's head.

and with that I bring you: MORE SHORTS AT THE OFFICE!

details:

shorts: target

black 3/4 length button down: old navy

short-sleeved checked blazer: ross

shoes: nine west (via marshall's)

up top 1

up top 2

earrings (?)

necklace (hannah d's):

bracelets (hannah d's):

shoes!

moar shoes:

me, prior to discovering the paper on top of the car:

i'd been looking for it all morning and assumed

that the delivery person just didn't deliver it (AGAIN).

maybe all this time it was missing it was on top of my car

(which is taller than me, so that would make it easy to miss).

Garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Let's not focus on that, shall we (too late).

Instead let's smile and be happy no more dental work

needs to be done for quite some time and I can chew gum again!